Love My Boob Hammock

This is hysterically funny.

I was running a fever one day when a friend dropped by. She was being way too serious about my ailments. I just wanted to relax and be happy and worry about being sick another day.

Suddenly I announced I was too hot and was changing my shirt. I came back out on the patio wearing this towel bra. She laughed so hard there were tears in her eyes.

II must admit, the towel bra actually fit me and there's enough elastic in the cup area to keep the girls covered up. Would I wear this in public? No never. Would I wear it to make my friends burst out laughing? Yes!

On a serious note, this may be a super simple comfy solution for nursing mothers who would like something easy to catch the leaks between feedings.

Comes in assorted sizes.

Cute and Hilarious

Hysterically funny!

The weenie pouch is pretty long and quite comical when worn.

Get a pair as a gift for that hard to shop for man in your life.

5 Years Later Still Hurling Nasty Messages

5 years later, this parrot is still nasty and spitting forth variety of  insults and demands that are R and X rated.

In 2012  sent this as a gift to a sailor friend who can accidentally curse up a storm when working on boat projects that aren't going quite right. The parrot is motion-activated. I thought it would be funny when climbing aboard his boat to have the parrot yack it up for comedy.

I had no idea just how filthy mouthed this parrot was until recently my friend came to visit, bringing this parrot with him.It was the first time I had the heard the parrot for myself.

My ears turned red, my cheeks turned crimson.This is NOT for children and certainly not for  mild mannered gentle souls.

If you have snoopy adult friends, hide this in the bathroom cabinet. When they open the door, they will get an earful for sure!

Some folks will find this hilarious, others might be embarrassed just to be around it (I sure was!)

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